snookie punch

a cheap shot delivered from a male to a female. Named after Nicole, aka "Snookie," from MTV's reality show "Jersey Shore," who was the recipient of a vicious cheap shot from a drunk male.

Drunk Jim threw a snookie punch at Evelyn because she mocked his popped collar.

by Itchy Armpits December 22, 2009

Five Finger Death Punch

A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.

Five Finger Death Punch used to show promise but then they sold out and write radio ballads.

by MonasThighs May 16, 2019

punch kitty

Have vaginal sex with someone

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.

by cameronpeek June 30, 2007

Punch The Baby

Where the term - takes the biscuit becomes Punch's the baby

Example No.1

A man requests a drink at a bar. The barman indicates that the drink costs £4.90.

The man expresses his shock and disgust by exclaiming "£4.90!!? ...Your punching the baby, mate"

Example No.2

A teenager goes to the computer store to aquire a new game. The man behind the counter disapoints the teen by explaining that the games release date has been pushed back. The teen expresses his dissapointment by saying "Oh, That punch's the baby that does!"

Example No.3

"Are you trying to punch the baby?"

by Unsteadycarrot And 2BC November 3, 2007

Pancture

A versatile word used to replace a verb, noun, or an adjective.
Derived from the root word Acupuncture, the history of Pancture has dated back to Massive days and has been used as a regular word replacement since.

1. "LOWL, you got Panctured."

2. Did you guys catch that Pancture ?

3. Yo man, that kill with the plasma grenade .. was so Pancture.

by raaaymond March 14, 2009

Beadle Punch

A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.

Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"

Guy 2 "Yes I did"

Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"

Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"

by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006

tongue punch a mudstar

to tongue punch a mudstar is to take your tongue and touch it to the anus in a jabbing motion

(verb) Im going to tongue punch a mudstar when my girlfriend comes over

by DOZ13R February 28, 2009