Pancture 

A versatile word used to replace a verb, noun, or an adjective.
Derived from the root word Acupuncture, the history of Pancture has dated back to Massive days and has been used as a regular word replacement since.

1. "LOWL, you got Panctured."

2. Did you guys catch that Pancture ?

3. Yo man, that kill with the plasma grenade .. was so Pancture.

Pancture by raaaymond March 14, 2009

Cock-u-Puncture 

Penis piercings

Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.

Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture

Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!

Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.

Cock-u-Puncture by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011

accidental nasal puncture 

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.

While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.

accidental nasal puncture by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

Puncture Putra 

Puncture Putra is a name associated with poor muslims who are very poor and repair cycles but abusing hindus,jews,sikhs in internet.Their family members are working as labourers in saudi arabia and some of them are working as toilet cleaner of Sheikhs of middle east countries.They always dream of making India as a muslim majority country and that's why they are producing more babies in comparison to other religion people.They always think turkey,Iran as their father.They are mostly uneducated.
They always support Terrorism and play victim card .

Look at that muslim man he is a puncture putra in our area

That puncture putra thinks turkey is his father

That puncture putra will become a terrorist in his future

Puncture Putra by Abdul Nehi Manega July 29, 2022

Punctured penis pals

When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.

The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.

"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"

She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals

Punctured penis pals by RastaVari August 19, 2013

Slow Puncture 

Awful descriptive term for becoming infected with AIDS.

Shut the fuck up or i'm gonna give you a slow puncture.

Slow Puncture by Antony Jones August 26, 2005

Puncture Pants 

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).

Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!

Puncture Pants by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003