muff butt willy

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

Muff Pistol

From the Eighteenth Century on there were huge numbers of small, concealable pistols manufactured in England as well as on other continents. The smaller variations of these pistols were described as "Muff Pistols" due to the fact that they could be concealed in a lady's muff even though a man could also easily conceal this on his person, but Gentlemen used muffs too.

On the contrary my dear Watson! This pistol has a distinguishing smell to it.

Yes, quite a muff-like smell...we must go to the nearest fish market in England to find it.

No, my dear friend, this is a Muff Pistol, I'm sure you can deduct where it was hidden...please stop smelling it!!!!

by xleprechaunx November 8, 2010

muff monsters

a more laid back term for female pubic lice

"holly's been to the doctors..."
"has she?"
"yea she thinks she's contracted muff monsters"

by x_Katy_x May 24, 2006

a muff

Short for muffin top or a women’s overhang due to her being overweight and trying to squeeze into tight jeans.also could be use to define a women’s fatter upper pussy area.

when she puts those pants on she has a muff because they’re too tight.

by JBsmoove June 17, 2018

fuzzy muff

ripped, as in sence of finished
lit translaton:hariy pussy

the apple has turned into a fuzzy muff

by Salar August 5, 2003

muff diver

where you take a large martini glass and put a shooter (shot glass) full of vodka or any kind of liquor and surround the remaining space with whipped cream then the contestant shall put there hands behind there back and MUFF DIVE! have to get through all the whipped cream and get the shooter(shot glass) with there mouth and also get a firm grip on the shot glass with there mouth and take the liquor down.

(ADD A CHERRY AT THE TOP IF DESIRED IF NOT WELL THEM MUFF ANYWAY JUST DONT USE YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

want to become a MUFF DIVER?
heres a recipe use it as a drinking game
with your friends!

RECIPE
1 part Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 part amaretto almond liqueur
1 part Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream

by Juma Jai February 13, 2007

muff diver

a.k.a. "licking the meat curtains"

it's a great day for muff diving

by Anonymous October 28, 2003