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Google Twig

The dry strand of snot you sometimes see in somebody's nose.
~ Credit to my friend C Snyman for coining the phrase, I'm just trying to immortalise it ~
Hey Joe, you have a google twig in your left nostril!
by GoogleTwig October 4, 2021
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Google

by Lindsay Iadeluca October 29, 2021
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Google-Fying

The process in which you lick your partner’s ear and slowly whisper

“Goodbye endless spam calls. Hello to a phone plan with built in spam blocking. See you later, networks that are unsafe. Hello built in VPN, now the networks I join are private. Goodbye hackers and trackers finding my personal information. Hello to a phone plan that keeps me safe and secure. Goodbye everything you can't”
Let’s skip foreplay and start google-fying.
by The Silliest of Men November 30, 2021
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Google+

A social network that was once heavily criticized by everyone back in late 2013 due to the YouTube-G+ integration. But now looking back, the change wasn't really that bad for me. I came to like using the G+ app to manage my YouTube comment inbox.

In fact, from a sole usability standpoint, the G+ era of YT made it far more easier to manage and respond to replies than YouTube's current notification system. Not only that, but G+ allowed you to mute individual YT comment threads, which is something you can't do anymore; it's either mute all comment thread notifs or nothing. But perhaps one of the biggest perks of the YT-G+ integration was the ability to DISABLE replies on your YT comment and also DELETE replies. Yes that's right, as the OP of a comment thread you actually had the power to delete replies. While this could be abused, usually it wasn't and was very useful for ridding hateful, off-topic or spam replies.

But then in late-2017, following YT's redesign, you could no longer use G+ to manage youtube comment threads and thus all those perks were gone. A new notif system was implemented and it sucked so bad. Initially you couldn't even reply to someone within the notification pop-out (you can now tho).

And finally in April 2019, Google+ itself shut down. While I barely used the app for what it was, I do miss those times when I received YT notifs through G+, particularly during 2014/2015.

As the saying goes: you don't recognize what was precious to you until it is gone.
RIP Google+ (2011-2019)
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 14, 2022
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google slides

google slides are a pair of slip-on flipflops, aka slides, that say 'google slides' on them because we are all stuck in 2019
you got a pair of google slides? me too!
by relevationslrf February 24, 2022
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Google

The 2nd fastest browser(microsoft edge - fastest claimed by themself, but it sucks) but the most optimized browser for all os. However in 2022, It's one of the worst optimized browser if you download the default version, using way too much ram and cpu when running with multiple tabs. Google also have many privacy issues.
Use Brave(a more optimized version of google with the support of duckduckgo as private browser) or Opera GX with ram control and a free VPN(that is always broken).
*oh and u can use duckduckgo alone, it's not a bad browser compared to google, it keeps u privacy unlike google*

trust me, frick chrome and use a good browser.
by ouy April 11, 2022
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Google Doc

A thing that I have a lot of.
Person 1: Is there anything you have a lot of?
Person 2: Google Docs, that's for sure.
by marioisthebest June 30, 2022
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