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Google-Fying 

The process in which you lick your partner’s ear and slowly whisper

“Goodbye endless spam calls. Hello to a phone plan with built in spam blocking. See you later, networks that are unsafe. Hello built in VPN, now the networks I join are private. Goodbye hackers and trackers finding my personal information. Hello to a phone plan that keeps me safe and secure. Goodbye everything you can't”
Let’s skip foreplay and start google-fying.
Google-Fying by The Silliest of Men November 30, 2021
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Google finger theorem 

The concept that artificial intelligence like that used in self driving cars and other autonomous machines will never be fully integrated into everyday life until they can interpret human nonverbal communication in the appropriate context.
When I give a self driving car the finger and it reacts appropriately, I will know the technology is ready for prime time. This is the Google finger theorem in practice.

Finger bang your Google box

To look something up on your smartphone
What time is the movie? Can you finger bang your Google box and find out?