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the blueberry bush fucker 

the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669
“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”
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F-22 fucker 

A f-22 fucker is someone who puts their dick anywhere inside the f-22. If you anyone doing this they are to be eliminated or detained at once.
Look a that F-22 fucker, somebody stop him.
Sup F-22 fucker, or stay away from those towers.
F-22 fucker by F@ckCaliforna13579 November 9, 2022

Shit suckered fucker nucker 

Sum stupid nigga with blue balls
Thes niggas got shit suckered fucker nucker

camel fucker 

A slang term used by Muslims to try and intimidate US soldiers that make them eat pork.
That camel fucker tricked me into eating pork so Muhammad will send me to hell.

dog fucker

some one who does sexually things to dogs
dog: woof woof) david ker: that dog is hot come here dog come to my bed im gona stick my dick in you. poor dog :( he really did fuck his dog dog fucker ew
dog fucker by bettyboop8849 July 22, 2010

Turnip Fucker 

One who uses a turnip to derive sexual pleasure in one of three ways.
1. Cutting a sufficient hole into a turnip to allow simulation of a desired orafice permitting the insertion of the penis.
2. Inserting a turnip into one's anus, simulating anal sex.
3. Inserting a turnip into the vagina to simulate a desired organ, usually a penis.
Harold drunkenly explained his sordid life a social Turnip Fucker.
Turnip Fucker by Elfonzo January 15, 2003

bum fucker 

someone who slips it in, in the asss
bum fucker by Jo Blogggs February 21, 2004