Fapdust

Dust that gathers on collections, often connected with profound fapping.

Every collector has it. Over everything collected will be a solid layer of dust, that’s dry skin cells to you and me. In a collectors room full of bikini clad girls Anime figurines, maids and girls with cat ears.. that dust is yours. Fapdust!

by <kodama> August 5, 2009

faplet

A variant of faptop (An old computer used only to view adult content or act as a receptacle for said content), in which the device is a tablet or smartphone instead of a more expensive laptop or desktop. These devices are used because they may be cheaper than a full-fledged computer, they are more difficult to get viruses on (especially in the case of iOS devices), and are more expendable/disposable.

Bob's computer was old and sucky, but it was the only one he had, and he had to share it with relatives, so it was not fit for faptop duty. Instead he went to Walmart and bought a $100 faplet.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 9, 2013

fapplet

The act of watching porn on a mobile tablet device used for no other purpose.

Fapplet User : "that nexus 7 has a nice display, have any games or apps apart from chrome?"
Fapplet Owner : "no"

by NaughtyMouseTV May 18, 2014

fapadoo

Masturbating or having sex while high and spun to the rafters!

Wow! She did a 10 and 2 on the pipe, followed by a hot rail, and it was fapadoo city!

by Smoked Out! November 20, 2020

Fappichino

The act of masturbating, then climaxing into a cup of coffee that someone is planning to drink.

Hey, this coffee tastes funny. awww, shit did you give me a fappichino!!!???

by BUTCH PEDASIN January 16, 2011

Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.

Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.

by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010

fappachino

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008