bitch fucked

being trapped by a girl of much lesser caliber (than you) and having sex with her (w or w/o falling in love) and staying with her for the rest of your life

1. Jimmy was a normal boy who was in a college and an internship at a nice firm, but that drug slut totally messed him up by giving him a baby and forcing him to quit everything!

2. he's 6'4 and she's 4'6 w...t...F??? bitch fucked lololol they married now?

by ogogoman July 28, 2009

Horse faced bitch

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.

"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".

by The Colonel November 6, 2005

focked

when someone is fake shocked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'

by fizzbog January 19, 2008

stank-faced

smoking marajuana excessively from a blunt.

I love rollin up an ounce of the sour deisel and blazing until I am stank-faced.

I got so stank-faced last night that I passed out.

by Brownstein October 10, 2005

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

toe fucked

The act of being ass fucked by someones big toe.

That nasty bitch toe fucked me last nite.

by craig newland March 10, 2004

po faced

Someone who is priggish, narrow-minded, disapproving or humourless.

Margret Thatcher, your old headmaster, traffic wardens, nightclub doormen and the Pope are all po faced

by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006