Dignity-Jihadists

Transportation Security Administration (TSA)

I'm a perverted sociopath who lacks common decency perhaps there is a place for me at the TSA as a Dignity-Jihadists

by hipsterrogers November 19, 2010

Digital Dance Divide

The digital dance divide refers to the gap between people with effective access to dance games (e.g. Dance Dance Revolution, Just Dance, Dance Party, etc ..) and those with very limited or no access at all. This can be seen in the field during a high school dance where a group of students show great skills in repeating solo dance moves in the game(s) and the rest displaying only rudimentary moves.

This high school dance is lame. Most of the people are just standing there. Just a few Just Dance nerds in the corner, showing off. Must be Digital Dance Divide.

by The Notorious AFG January 25, 2011

Digital Couple

When a short and fat guy marries a thin and tall girl or vice versa, then they can be called a digital couple. Coz, when they stand together they resemble a 1 and 0.

Ramesh : Hey did you meet Carla and Sam?
Eric : No, I could not. I want to though..
Ramesh : They are a true digital couples. Try to make it next time.

by scamafia February 23, 2011

Digital Shower

Dig'i'tl Show'r adj.- The act of acccidental ejaculation or accidental deflection of semen on ones keyboard while masturbating.

Bro, last night I was jerking it, accidentally slipped my thumb over the tip and gave my computer a digital shower. Oops

by JKJSEW February 25, 2011

Digital Spank

n. a major event between a computer and you in which either an application punks you, or you punk the application. Usually used within the context of retaliation, it can involve any type of application from a website to a browser to a program.

Can be used as a verb: I digitally spanked Google!

I totally gave HuffPost a digital spank when I substituted characters like © to get my expletive-filled post past the comment moderators (ϝu©k)

by person from a city somewhere February 26, 2011

Digital Flesh

Live video chat either 1 way or multiway. where you can see them through digital video on a pc, cellphone, using webcam or other video devices.

Alex and I were expressing our digital flesh

by shinj April 26, 2011

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

by fckncomcast May 10, 2011