Upside down like a red carpet

It’s when you step in dog shit and smear it up the stairs into the house.

Oh man, Andrew stepped in Bentley’s mud pie and turned it upside down like a red carpet.

by mrsSpicyButthole April 16, 2021

carpet shark

A horrible cat which likes to launch sneak attacks upon the feet and ankles of unsuspecting humans.

OUCH! That blasted CARPET SHARK!!!

by Ron Smackwalter August 10, 2007

carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

Carpinteria

A vErY hIgH lItTlE tOwN!

quotes:

"I'm so lit!"
"Yeah, guy."
"KEGGER!"
"Where's all the bitches at?"
"Get lit"
"Let's go kick it in the creek!"
"Fuckin crackheads!"
"Crack whore!"
"Yeah, there's a crackhead"

by C-Sizzle April 2, 2005

carpetbomb

When a person takes a shit on someone's carpet and does nothing to clean it up.

I broke into Henderson's house and dropped a carpetbomb on his Persian rug.

by Rusty De La Serna February 22, 2009

carpet

1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.

Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.

by BillyGoat January 18, 2007

Carpet Ass

Someone with a really hairy ass and that you can't see skin for the obstruction of hair.

If I shaved that ass I'd be able to make a Persian rug from it dude!

Total carpet asser...we could open a shop with that ass!

by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006