Muddy Turban

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009

turbonium

noun. The element between a man's legs. Extremely powerful material, if wielded with verve and bravo.

Gerry Yeow pulled out his turbonium on her. Its very appearance made her Pantene ProV hair stand on end. Such power. Such machismo!

by Andrewcrombie May 30, 2008

Tugboat

When a female or male is jerking off a male and 'motorboats' his balls.

She gave you a tugboat! She's a freak.

by Richard B. January 4, 2009

Turban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary for Iraqis.

"I cannot understand all of these cool websites written in English. Oh well, best check up on my Turban Dictionary account."

by Peckerama March 31, 2008

turban mode

a state of pwning.

Damn, Elvensorrow went turban mode and raped Iddyott. GG.

by soppyz June 11, 2006

turbodildo

Any sort of artificial reproduction of the penis that is rotated at high speed lengthwise by compressed air.

Administer the testicle clamps, and then apply the turbodildo to my anus please.

by Thunderbolt January 7, 2007

Tugboat

To motorboat a vagina.

Yeah man, I can "tugboat" the fuck out of a sweet pussy.

by verbal36 July 28, 2010