Definitions by Cakeoriffic

Thunder Road 

When getting busy with a chick who has nipple rings and a metal connector, you hook up an electrical current (such as a battery) to electrify the metal pieces than titty fuck her. When ejaculating, you slide down her torso, creating a nice road divider for your thunder road.

I was banging this goth chick with nipple rings and a connector, so we had some awesome thunder road. Her nipples are burned though, so it was probably a one time thing.

Thunder Road by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009

Muddy Turban 

While having sex with an Arab chick, you cum in her hair. You then squat over her and diarrhea in it, forming a muddy turban.

I banged that secretary from Cair last night.
How was it?
Kinda shitty, since I gave her a muddy Turban.

CAIR- Center for American- Islamic Relations

Muddy Turban by Cakeoriffic January 31, 2009