Tom Forbes 

King of the lash

I want to be Tom Forbes King of the Lash

Tom Forbes by Tomforbesfan123 November 27, 2021

tom cruise 

Verb. To jump up and down on a couch overly excited by something, often a person of the opposite sex. The person who Tom Cruises is usually considered an idiot.

When Allie realized that Jim had come to the party, she started Tom Cruise-ing until we had to call the 911 to calm her down.

tom cruise by SiLvEr STARSx May 25, 2006

Tom DeLonge. 

we all know his great accomplishments. front man in blink 182 / box car racer and now angesla and airwaves

give him shit for being in ava or even starting it but you know he gave you one of the best fucking yeras to look back on in music history. and i think he still does.

YES, he over pronounces words but you know what? i think that's why i or anyone else find his vocals so unique. hahahhaha YEAH HES GOOD LOOKING but i can look past that and recongnize his great accomplishments (:


he has two daughters and a wife who i am very envious about. he left blink to be abetter father and husband, living the lifestyle has the frontman in blink 182 made that impossible, THUS, he left.

stranger: who's singing like this 'OIIIIIII CCCCCCAAANNUTTTT BREEEATHAYYY"

stranger 2 : oh thats Tom DeLonge. obviously.

Tom DeLonge. by JESSICADELONGE. October 17, 2008

Tom Fletcher 

Tom Fletcher is the Blonde/Brown haired, 5'9 rhythm guitarist/sing in the band McFLY He's 21 as of this year (woo!) and is Morgan's Boyfriend. :) He has a little sister and is an amazing artist. He's friends with busted and use to have brown hair. He was naked in the music video Please Please which clearly shows that HE IS NOT FAT! He actually has a nice body.

Wow! Tom Fletcher is so fit. I wish I was his girlfriend like morgan is!

Tom Fletcher by Mechanical Maids December 9, 2008

Tom DeLay 

An evil bastard who preaches his moronic fear-breeding Christian Conservatism the same way that Hitler preached anti-Semitism. If Tom DeLay becomes president, he probably will make concentration camps for liberals.

How bout job placement for DeLay? PUt him to work in a nursing home will he will spend the rest of his life wiping old people's assholes

And the award for world's greatest asshole...

TOM DELAY

Tom DeLay by I Hate Conformists April 30, 2005

Tom Hinton 

A very, very, very overwieght individual. Generally English with blonde, homosexual hair. They are usually complete assholes with no sense of humour. They think they are cool but are not nearly anything like this. They (not to be rude) have a small penis.

Guy1: Hey whos that fat faggot over there?
Guy2: Hey he must be Tom Hinton
Guy1: Yeah forgot bout that
Guy2: Watch out he might roll over you

Tom Hinton by Uranus<3 October 10, 2011

Tom Goes to the Mayor 

The brainchild of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in which Tom Peters presents various entrepreneurial ideas to the eccentric mayor of Jefferton.

Mayor: Mayor's Office.
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...

Tom Goes to the Mayor by Jackie Deram July 20, 2006