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Shock Block

When someone walks in on another person masturbating and said person has seconds (if not less) to cover up.
I was butt naked when my girlfriend walked in on me, but I shock blocked with the blanket, pushed the lube off the nightstand and she didn't even notice!
by It Has Teeth February 24, 2011
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Shocker

A name for a penis when being used sexually.
When she pulled down my boxers, out came my shocker.
by The Hangman July 7, 2009
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the shocker

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One for the stink, two for the pink, and one to pet the mink.
Kasha was looking good in the hall, so I pulled out the shocker squad badge, and went to work
by Dr. Billl November 6, 2006
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Shocker Pick

Sporting the shocker sign + (Ambitious) Nose mining = Shocker Pick. The Shocker Pick is not as easy as the Birdie Pick to master but can be done right with a little practice. With either hand, make the shocker sign. Put your middle and pointer finger up your nose, one in each nostril. Then put your pinkie in your mouth. It's as easy as that. The Shocker Pick is also known as "2 in the boogs, 1 in the loogs".
Always wash your hands before Shocker Pickin'... It's common sense hygiene.
by pxmoshec April 26, 2006
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Shock and Love

Shock and Love is that progressive political policy which seeks to use instances of crisis to further the betterment of mankind. It differs from the conservative policy of Shock and Awe which seeks to use the same instances to further empower the already powerful and to curtail the self evident liberties of the masses.
With the lives of three hundred million Americans at stake, the Obama administration, in a classic example of Shock and Love, was able to use the panic created by the flu pandemic to force Senate Republicans to do the right thing and confirm Kathleen Sibelius as Secretary of Health and Human Services.
by maximo hudson May 1, 2009
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shockey

1. To tattle like a child
2. To snitch
3. To react like a little bitch when you don't get your way
Jeremy shockeyed on me to my girlfriend about my weekend in Vegas in order to win her over. It didn't work.
by nola_me August 5, 2012
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bum shocks

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son
Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)
by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007
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