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Johnson Pollock

When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
I hadn’t had sex in so long, I turned her into a Johnson Pollock.
by SouthernYetti December 11, 2024
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Sex pollen

A trope used in fanfiction where characters will inhale something or whatever and then it'll make them really horny or it'll have consequences if they don't have sex. Usually it follows the fuck or die trope
Person 1: I love the Sex pollen trope, especially when used in conjunction with the fuck or die trope 🤓☝️
Person 2: tf is that
by darkbluedelight May 2, 2025
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Jackson Pollock

When a total piece of shit blows their brains out and it makes a beautiful image on the wall.
I could think of several politicians and prominent individuals who would make a Jackson Pollock if they ate a bullet. Leadership needs to get so much better than this.
by Publius0987 August 3, 2025
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Brain-Pollution

Getting Your Political Beliefs From Social Media.
As a Very Wise Woman Once Said:
"Like Pollution, It Seeps Into The Air And It's Everyones' Problem"

Similar To The Original Meaning To Brain-Rot, Where It Meant Getting Your Political Beliefs From Books
Person: "Social Media Has Such Manufactured Beliefs, Such Brain-Pollution"
by Kapper Kneesocks November 22, 2025
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Mind Polluter

Someone who spends all day doing nothing with their life, but constantly thinks about getting an hobby as well as getting better at it, or just fantasizing at being good at said hobby.
by Scalpel December 10, 2025
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world wide web pollution

when people create emailing list trying to sell stuff no one wants, wasting time and space on the world wide web.
I am sick of getting emails from people I don't know trying to sell me stuff i don't want. All these people are doing is contributing to world wide web pollution.
by Hplar Renraw April 16, 2018
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Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all
Have you had Graham's maw's pollen
by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019
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