Potato Computer 

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

Potato Computer by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Potato leak soup

This is the best soup to ever exist

Person one: you have to try to taste this potato leak soup now
Person two: ok give it here

Potato leak soup by The man who has a chin March 2, 2022

Potato Headed

A word used to describe a person in most cases a woman with an oddly shaped or greatly out of proportion head or facial feature.

That woman's potato headed features consist of a large square chin large forehead and gummy smile.

Potato Headed by Webster Jaxburt March 12, 2022

Potato bomb 

It is when an Irish girl sits on your dick and sharts while it’s in her ass.

I was so drunk and passed out. when i woke up I saw I was potato bombed. I guess she was Irish.

Potato bomb by Baldyxxx August 1, 2022

Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

the Potato Empire is AMAZING.

Potato Empire by Potato love.love December 12, 2022

Potato nut 

When you overdose on pectin and your balls swell to the size of potatoes.

Guys I snorted 3 rails of uncut pectin and now I got potato nut!

Potato nut by Ronnie rook December 30, 2022

Potato math 

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

Potato math by Prince Korr March 15, 2023