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Mostly nonsexual, yet somehow creepier than a Furbie. A blogger who cannot overcome their ego. From copious photos of their pets, to a daily diary consisting of grocery lists and parental disputes about cellphone bills, to linking their daily diaries to every possible filter on the net just so we can ALL see how ugly their spouse is, how bored/boring their cats are, how dorky their office/bedroom is. Prone to posting crude sketches of she-wolves or ultra-close-up selfportraits when zittiness is at apex.
"Have you ever seen confidential's site? That guy's a total Netsturbator! He actually listed his favorite movie as Titanic just to get chicks, and those cat pictures are like 7 years old. His cat's been DEAD for 4 years, man!"
by Stormtrooper With Cats May 4, 2006
Get the Netsturbator mug.The Act of being enthralled by Netflix's huge selection of movies, television shows, comedy specials and/or clever rating system. The tenacity of this enthrallment is so intense that one forgets to answer calls or text messages and may see like a d bag.This is called being fixated by the Netflix website or simply...being Netfixed.
Trent: Mike...you didn't answer my text.Why you being such a d bag?
Mike: well my good sir, I(stress the I as though trent could never in his life been doing something as important as what mike was doing) was Netfixed.
Trent:well...we've all been there
**Both men high five and stay floating in mid air as 80's hit,"dont you (forget about me" by john Hughes, plays in the background**
"yeah so if you call me in the next twenty minutes i wont pick up cause im gonna be Netfixed"
"MAN: oh...i just came
Girl: ...shit, what happened?
MAN: i was Netfixed and didn't realize i had to pull out
girl: well...is there a movie that tells you how to deal with this?
MAN: of course there is...ITS NETFLIX!"
Mike: well my good sir, I(stress the I as though trent could never in his life been doing something as important as what mike was doing) was Netfixed.
Trent:well...we've all been there
**Both men high five and stay floating in mid air as 80's hit,"dont you (forget about me" by john Hughes, plays in the background**
"yeah so if you call me in the next twenty minutes i wont pick up cause im gonna be Netfixed"
"MAN: oh...i just came
Girl: ...shit, what happened?
MAN: i was Netfixed and didn't realize i had to pull out
girl: well...is there a movie that tells you how to deal with this?
MAN: of course there is...ITS NETFLIX!"
by Benjaminraphi October 10, 2007
Get the Netfixed mug.ex1: in the middle of a conversation with someone annoying...."really? i dont care where you go...just leave me and go NETHERWHERE..."
ex2: "why dont you go find yourself lost in the regions of NETHERWHERE...hmmm?"
ex2: "why dont you go find yourself lost in the regions of NETHERWHERE...hmmm?"
by --Gamble-- December 15, 2008
Get the netherwhere mug.I was surfing the web at work, but my boss kept coming up to me so I had to netescape.
The guy next to me is always doing crosswords on the web, but he never gets caught. He is totally a netescape artist.
The guy next to me is always doing crosswords on the web, but he never gets caught. He is totally a netescape artist.
by Jerrodr February 8, 2009
Get the NETESCAPE mug.The prime-time television watching hours when so much local bandwidth is consumed by your neighbors streaming Netflix content that the internet slows to a crawl. Roughly 8PM to 11PM.
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