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Headache Money

Money paid to the nanny for sexual favours when the wife complains of a headache.
Employer: "and that will be your weekly salary."
Nanny: "Does that include headache money?"
by Eric_to_the_F March 26, 2008
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money tree

the bad guys treat her as a money tree to making use her to earn money for them.
by Lai Mun-Chung July 20, 2006
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money mouth

having a lot of money; money talks; wanting money or some kind of desire
by jan December 9, 2003
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mogey

A descriptive word for something that is gross. It can also describe something that is damp and smelly.
Tom's feet were mogey after soccer practice.
by eelise October 1, 2007
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Money Sack

When your cock is completely limp, slap that bitch in the palm of your hand, close your fist around it, and pull it up towards your stomach. Your balls will then hang down from the bottom of your closed fist like a big ol' sack of money. Spread your legs, snap a picture, and send it to a an online hottie. She'll get so wet that she'll spread her nasty beef curtains and send you a picture back.

The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.

The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.
--Noun--
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."

--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."
by Bud Vuck McGee August 14, 2012
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Moneycracy

This is the era of the moneycracy, where everybody is looking to get money leaving knowledge, culture, kindness, etc. on the side, nothing is more important than money.
Nobody cares about democracy anymore, this is the moneycracy era.
by rcjerez June 4, 2016
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Money for old rope

Money for old rope

A old saying that means getting money for nothing or doing nothing.

It originates from a time when hangmen used to get to keep the rope from the condemned as a perk of the job and unscrupulous hangmen would just keep the rope and then sell pieces of old rope to gullible souvenir hunters at hangings instead.
I cant believe he was paid to sit around watching TV talk about money for old rope!
by Tiggerbox29 May 12, 2018
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