Erect pussy

When you have a pussy and a penis grows inside and gets hard

Hey, a penis grew in my pussy I think I have erect pussy.

by Anonymous neighbor April 30, 2019

Erenit

A girl/guy named serenity doing the tik toc trend of taking a way you first and last letters of your name

RJ: Hey can we search up your name with that trend in urban dictionary

Serenity : sure ... wow

by anonymous July 8, 2021

Erection of Firearms

A group of seven or more firearms that cause 'Muricans to become erect. Like a gaggle of geese but with guns.

Sean put his erection of firearms into the trunk and the suspension sagged about 2 inches.

by Wholesome Sean September 4, 2021

Erectile Disfunction

A condition many lesser males suffer from. It causes an inability to get it up. Makes the pineal area flaccid.

Bro. Is your dick small.

No. I just have erectile disfunction

Cool. It must be flaccid

by Homeslicelover33 October 7, 2022

Eres un crack

“Eres un crack” is a phrase used by usually Mexicans saying in a exaggerated “you are cool” or “you are very cool”

Juan: (does magic trick)
Joan: Eres un crack

by Ghost141 November 7, 2022

panchotious erectonous

fear of bulges in pantchs

Due to his panchotious erectonous, Matt spent his entire life in a box.

by The Komodo Dragon October 14, 2006

Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011