Hit the brick 

To eat Ramen noodles without cooking, straight from the package. Typically a last resort consumption of non-liquid matter, performed by drunk college students. Flavor packet may be sprinkled onto the ramen brick.

"Dude I'm too fucking wasted to leave the dorm room... I'm just gonna hit the brick."

"Eww; only freshmen hit the brick."

Hit the brick by add4free December 22, 2014

Rape Brick 

Smashing a chick in the head with a brick so you can rape her unconscious body.

"Jim, the baker, couldn't get laid so he had to resort to Rape Brick to get some ass."

Rape Brick by Supa' Dub T October 17, 2008

yellow brick roading it 

to skip happily down the steet
comes from the wizard of oz

this morning i listened to some gangsta music instead of my regular alternative rock and i was so pumped up i had to be yellow brick roading it all the way to school today

yellow brick roading it by achipmonkfromtheendoftheforest February 14, 2007

shit a brick sideways 

Extreme surprise or exasperation

Shit a brick sideways! That's the most pathetic effort possible.

shit a brick sideways by toona November 5, 2003

shitting a brick 

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

shitting a brick by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

built like a brick shit house 

Complimentary expression for a well endowed women that is "stacked" like M. Monroe.

Yes, I agree that she is "phat", built like a brick shit house.

built like a brick shit house by Ross Mcconnell August 12, 2006

wet brick 

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

wet brick by Alexandre Campeau September 1, 2008