Harsh Beans

When something is not cool beans, it is classified as harsh beans.

person 1 - "BENJY DOESNT BELIEVE THAT HARSH BEANS IS A REAL WORD!!!!"
Person 2 - "aaaawwww man harsh beans :("

by WARTHOG AND RACOON November 14, 2011

Chill your beans

Relax and stop getting worked up about something.

"I feel bad about taking so much money from you"
"Chill your beans!!"

by It'sme!!G August 27, 2013

cool beans

awesome, neat, okay, all right, far out, groovy, etc.
(i think i heard this before, but no one else i know remembers it. i don't think i made it up, but i'll gladly take credit. it can get annoying if overused i realize - which i have a tendancy to do...)

person 1: i'm going to the game this saturday.
person 2: cool beans.
person 3: i scored tickets to the ___________ show for half price.
person 1: Cool Beans!

by Susan Ryan October 23, 2007

batshit crazy

The adjective 'batshit' (almost invariably premodifying the noun 'crazy') derives from the fact that the guano of certain bat species, when smoked, vaporises as a potently psychotropic narcotic. The word entered the popular consciousness after one of several dozen guano collectors dropped his torch, igniting the batshit (which, as a fertiliser, is flammable) swathing every surrounding surface. The fire spread rapidly, but all the workers managed to flee in time - having, however, inhaled a considerable quantity of the smoke. The resulting deranged rampage made the international news, and "bat-shit crazy" was used in the New York Times headline. This coinage by the relevant subeditor seeded the general currency of the term, consolidated by a brief outbreak of the use of guano as a recreational drug, before even the most hardcore druggies concluded that it was just too batshit crazy.

New York Times: "ORGIASTIC FRENZY AS GUANO WILD-FIRE DRIVES WORKERS BATSHIT CRAZY"

by maxcct April 26, 2011

Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya May 13, 2005

hulk beans

A Bean That Is Mean Giant And Green.

You Wont Like Them When Their Angry

by pronunseeashun August 8, 2003

Shit beans

the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life

"ah shit beans i stubbed my toe", "shit beans they scored"

by sharky20 May 30, 2007