Apple Juice

Apple Juice is one of my most prized possetions in all of man-kind. Girls dont treat my needs, its the apple juice that gives me the satisfaction i need to carry on with my day. if i dont get my share of apple juice everyday, you dont wanna be around, you don't wanna make me angry, cuz u wont like me when im angry. The Second i break the seal, its like penetrating the tightest vagina, possibly, ever produced. e.g: like a six year old child. As soon as that crisp liquid touches my tongue, it just makes me wanna jump. ...... crack the seal on a 1 litre of that good ol' A.J, it will rock your world! seriously, rock you like a hurricane. The Best Kind Of Apple Juice To Purchase, For Exeptional Price, along with the exquisant flavour. And the smoothness of the no pulp beverage. This Drink Has Been Nominated as the best drink in the universe, defeating the grape drank by a mile. literally, a mile. I mean thats a long way. Come on! Now i will reveal the hidden brand name and all elements that comes along with it. Here It is!, Apple Juice, Low Acid, From Concentrate, HAS TO BE NO NAME!

Evan, Colton, Nathan, Big Bear, Slamel, Hannah your an ape oh, btw apple juice gives me boners

by E~Vergz December 23, 2010

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Applelyte

Derivitave of Acolytes. A devoted follower or attendant.
An individual who is obsessed and dedicated to all things Apple. Macs and iPods etc. One who sneers at PC owners and slavishly praises and refuses to question anything that Apple designs or manufactures.

John was raving about the iPod shuffle, though it has no display and limited memory. Anything Apple produces is beyond repproach, he's such an Applelyte.

by Lachlan Madsen January 28, 2006

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Applefied

This is when a consumer begins purchasing only Apple products.

She bought an iPhone, an iPod, and a Macbook instead of PC related gadgets. She's been applefied.

by Eleison December 9, 2008

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Apple Ring

Apple Ring (Noun:)

When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.

"Dude, I fucked your mom so hard she got an Apple Ring!"

by /-\ /-\ October 12, 2008

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Applehole

When the word asshole is just too explicit for the ears of the weary, resort to the toned down version of America's favorite swear.
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Don't be an applehole.

Don't mind that hater, he's an applehole if I've ever seen one.

by NDubski August 20, 2010

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