Applelyte

Derivitave of Acolytes. A devoted follower or attendant.
An individual who is obsessed and dedicated to all things Apple. Macs and iPods etc. One who sneers at PC owners and slavishly praises and refuses to question anything that Apple designs or manufactures.

John was raving about the iPod shuffle, though it has no display and limited memory. Anything Apple produces is beyond repproach, he's such an Applelyte.

by Lachlan Madsen January 28, 2006

Applelitionist

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".

After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.

by Snarcitz September 22, 2012

appletite

When you're craving anything that has apple in it.

apple, apple pie, apple sauce, apple cider, etc.

Wow I really want an apple right now! I have such an appletite!

by francescah November 9, 2013

appleteeny

Term used to describe the penis size of Apple computer users... teeny.

Margaret refused sex with all Mac users due to the prevalence of appleteeny.

by -hef- November 10, 2009

christina applegate

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.

Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"

by G MacPhee September 7, 2006

appolyte

Slavish devotee to Apple products from the ipod the Mac. Steve Jobs is their messiah and will fiercely defend him.
Usually dressed in a black polo-neck.

Steve Jobs released the iPad in San Francisco. It looked just like an iphone except it was bigger, heavier, harder to transport, more expensive and did less things. The assembled appolytes salivated nonetheless.

Thank Jobs there was someone who understood them and didn't just produce another useless 'gadget' they said. The appolytes were pleased.

by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010

Applelitionism

The movement that favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".

After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I decided to join the Applelitionism movement.

by Snarcitz September 22, 2012