Apple Charlie

The act of squatting over a sleeping person's face, and farting in their mouth.

I bet you Joe still tastes the apple charlie that Brian Gave him after he passed out last night

by PAROOSH October 25, 2010

Wafer

The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.

It took Mike over 2 hours to get ready last night. I heard he buys his clothes at Baby Gap. He's such a Wafer.

by Paroosh October 25, 2011