Wafer

The most effeminate of males. One with LOADS and LOADS of PRODUCT in his hair. Squeezes his little shake-weight muscles into extra-small V-neck t-shirts. Can be found bedazzling his wannabe designer jeans on the weekends.

It took Mike over 2 hours to get ready last night. I heard he buys his clothes at Baby Gap. He's such a Wafer.

by Paroosh October 25, 2011

Apple Charlie

The act of squatting over a sleeping person's face, and farting in their mouth.

I bet you Joe still tastes the apple charlie that Brian Gave him after he passed out last night

by PAROOSH October 25, 2010