Asshole

Someone who is a complete tool and goes out of their way to piss your off

Billy: Damn, Rahul is such an asshole for glue-ing the door shut

by TheAceOfMurder May 31, 2013

asshole kisses

When something scares you and your asshole puckers

Rob's crazy driving had me blowing asshole kisses

by gigolo_wrangler May 12, 2016

temporary asshole

A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.

Now that the weather is good, there are temporary assholes riding wheelies all over the place.

by jerdez26 June 9, 2006

clueless asshole

1. someone who doesn't have a clue, doesn't care that they don't have a clue and can maintain a constant stfu attitude about not having a clue while knowing that they don't have a clue. (see George W. Bush)

2. Anyone who both disagrees with your position and behaves in a way of which you do not approve. Usually referred to as such when not in immediate physical presence.

3. You, if you say it behind their back and can't say it to their face.

1. W is such a clueless asshole that he actually believes he's the Decider.

2. I wonder if Larry Craig ponders what a clueless asshole he is when he's taking a dump.

3. Hey, how's it going? Haven't seen you in a while. (While thinking to yourself: I haven't seen this clueless asshole in over a year. I guess my luck just ran out.)

by RUKind January 8, 2009

Salty Asshole

A salt rimmed shot thats three parts whiskey and one part guinness. First you lick the entire rim or "toss the salad" then you pound that salty asshole. First developed at FabCon 2011 as a shot that no one wants. But, by mistake, turned out to be not that bad. The salt really helps the rest of the asshole go down. It's a perfect shot for anyone who daring to take it.

Customer: hey I'm in the mood to try something new and daring
Bartender: What about a Salty Asshole?

by GViolet November 22, 2011

inflamed asshole

The act of pouring hot sauce on your penis and shoving it in an asshole

I accidentally got some hot sauce on my dick and instead of washing it off I gave your sister an inflamed asshole

by EmblemofMagma January 13, 2016

lucky asshole

A very loosely used term for either someone who is very lucky and knows it or a slightly weird gay-porno

You got the iPhone 7 ????
You lucky asshole

by Dutin sket May 8, 2017