asshole kisses

When something scares you and your asshole puckers
Rob's crazy driving had me blowing asshole kisses
by gigolo_wrangler May 12, 2016
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slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue
MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it
by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016
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