Definitions by gigolo_wrangler

asshole kisses

When something scares you and your asshole puckers

Rob's crazy driving had me blowing asshole kisses

asshole kisses by gigolo_wrangler May 12, 2016

slap a dick on it

Applying man-logic to a bitches' issue

MAN: What do you want to eat?
WOMAN: I don't know...
MAN: I'll just slap a dick on it

slap a dick on it by gigolo_wrangler May 11, 2016