The Thirsty Alter-boy

The man kneels and faces the women standing upward. After severe tounge action to the vagina the woman will release love juice in his face.

"Man, Me and Sheila were at it again last night and i gave her The Thirsty Alter-boy when she stood up to get dressed and it got really messy."

"You sure as hell better have showered after that one!"

by Johnny Dingman July 16, 2007

Aftermath

Record label created by Dr. Dre in 1996. Current artists include Eminem, 50 Cent.

Aftermath just signed Stat Quo.

by crc1 April 19, 2006

Afterglow

It’s like if the word “trippy” was a feeling or an emotion.

After tripping for 12 hours on acid, I had a strong afterglow for the rest of the day.

by Luke2112 July 1, 2019

Aftercum

The aftermath of a right hand session. When a substance (similar to precum) comes out roughly between 10-20 minutes after a wank, hence the name.

Sometimes referred to as "postcum"

"I bust one off about 15 minutes ago and I just aftercummed"
"....Gross"

by Christinction November 27, 2013

April Aftermath

The final games of the NCAA tournament (aka March Madness/Final Four) which occur in the month of April.

March Madness is almost over and my brackets are a disaster

Yeah, but you still have the April Aftermath to look forward to. The Final Four should be a great one.

by yes2research March 20, 2011

Aftershits

A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.

'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'

by Trace Element September 7, 2005

altered ego

when someone deludes themselves about the effect they have on people for so long, that they believe it

Jeff is convinced that all his exes will never get over him and are miserable- but that is only his altered ego talking-if he knew they were all happier without him, he'd be crushed

by Meadow Soprano October 28, 2005