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to jessy sb.

If somebody (typically a girl) dates and/or has sex (this includes all variations) with a person that attends the same class, they jessy them.

A Jessier usually tends to date one classmate after the other and is known for moving on quickly after a break-up.

The process of dumping a guy for the wrong reasons and getting together with another one after a short while is also referred to as "pulling a Jessy on sb."
"Yo! Did you hear what Jessy just pulled?"
"Yeah, I heard she's dating this other dude from her class."
"Exactly, she's totally jessying him!" -> to jessy sb.
by jessier March 2, 2012
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to pull a Schreiber

to pull a Schreiber, or to make a Schreiber is the art of unnoticed disappearing, vanishing, literally evaporating from a party or other social events in order to obscure the advancing inability of social interaction due to high levels of intoxication, especially to avoid lengthy and awkward goodbyes.

There are three stages of pulling a Schreiber. All of them abide by the same aforementioned principle but they differ in respect of the mastery of execution.

The standard issue Schreiber describes the act in terms that you drop out of the party step by step, conversations become rarer according to the level of intoxication. The soon to be Schreibee will become more and more reclusive and finally pull the Schreiber and leave.

To pull a flawless Schreiber you are required to be a full-blown, all-out party animal, talk to each and everybody all night, nobody realizes how incredibly drunk you are and while everybody else suspects you to be at the john or buy more beer, you pulled a Schreiber and are in fact on your way home, usually unconscious.

The hightest tier of Schreibers is the Ghost-Schreiber. In this case, you are already massively loaded when you arrive at the party. You considered your intake to be still socially acceptable but you realise that you only will be able to slur like Stallone after couple of botox shots in the upper lip. All you do is sneak in, drink a few more shots and then leave as stealthily as you came.
#1 You think to yourself: "Omg, I am so drunk, I can't talk anymore. If I said goodbye now, everybody will try to talk me around. Screw it, I am about to pull a Schreiber."

#2 Hey, where's Steve? - I don't know. - I was talking to him a minute ago, he was so wired all night. - I guess he pulled a flawless Schreiber. - Wow, that's some Covert Ops material right there.

#3 Hey, where's Steve? Didn't he say he wanted to come, too? - Haven't seen him all night. - Hey, check the Jacky bottle, guess he pulled a Ghost Schreiber on us.
by BigMuff75 August 25, 2014
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to invent

you use the 7 I's of Steve Jobs to invent something new and intelligent; to discover is to invent a new use for a concept that someone else has invented (or one that has existed in nature pre-humanity)
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To the point that

It is used to to talk about something that changes slowly, until it finally turns into something else.
Idiom

At first I was nervous, but as time went on I got more and more comfortable, to the point that now I actually enjoy it.

His behavior has gotten worse and worse, to the point that now we're thinking about pulling him out of regular school and sending him to a special school for kids with behavior problems
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to porn

to view porn, to enjoy oneself through the usage of arousing materials
by blagoblag November 28, 2007
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to jenny

to Jenny Craig someone (v, obviously): to "drop"/lose a friend, de-friend a shorty

stems from:
Jenny Craig's empire of weight loss, to lose weight, pounds.
that is to drop a friend as you would drop 75 pounds through the help of the Jenny Craig.
That skank copped a feel on ma shorty, i'ma lay that bitch out and jenny her ass.

I hate the bitch, but i just don't know how to jenny her
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to skank

To dance widly, ususally to ska music. Rockin ska music.
to skank, one only has to be willing to look slightly crazy
by Thomas Hyman April 23, 2008
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