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Squindle

To quickly shift or rearrange things in a somewhat haphazard manner, often in a hurry or without much thought.
He attempted to squindle the messy heap of papers onto the table before his parents came back.
by A44-898I March 19, 2025
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Squirt Incident

When your on call and you ask a girl if they squirt, she then goes silent and your sitting there, regretting your choice forever. Your aquaintences find out and they make fun of you for it forever, and then you skip the next few weeks because you think shes gonna come up to you and yell at you infront of everyone even though she doesnt even show up anywhere near you.
"Hey, do you squirt?!?!" - Weird dude
"Ew" - The Girl
This is the Squirt Incident
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squinglieu

i love how squinglieu they both are
by Bloopyfox April 6, 2025
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Squinch

You just need a squinch of paint.
by icecoldsunlight May 9, 2025
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Squirt ( soda )

Squirt ( soda ) - Squirt is a caffeine-free, grapefruit-flavored, carbonated soft drink, created in 1938 in Phoenix, Arizona. Squirt competes primarily against The Coca-Cola Company's Fresca.

Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938. Squirt was manufactured in the Beet Sugar Factory in Glendale, Arizona until 1981.

July 9, 2018, Keurig acquired the Dr Pepper Snapple Group in an $18.7 billion deal. The combined company was renamed Keurig Dr Pepper
Squirt ( soda )

Type : Soft drink
Manufacturer: Keurig Dr Pepper
Country of origin : United States
Region of origin : Phoenix, Arizona
Introduced :1938
Flavor: Grapefruit soda pop
Variants: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Zero Sugar, Ruby Red

Squirt ( soda )
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Squinontiphate

To hurriedly walk while at ease and comfort.
"yeah I'll be out for a bit, I'm gonna go squinontiphate"
by Sean “Moron” Moran July 16, 2025
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Squirt

It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.

Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!

Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.

Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025
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