The act of cleaning one's anus with another's tongue. Often being so thorough and gentle with their tongue cleaning one's hemorroids as well as every anal pube. This is often done by a lover or a really close friend.
Me and my buddy Jeff are so close that when i told him about my dirty hemorroids he started squinglidging my ass out of nowhere. What a good friend.
The anatomical morphology of the marflar (see urban dictionary) is called the squingile as their upper appendages resemble the trunk of the pacyderma. Squingile (sq-uin-gee-lee) are well adept at forplanning by misinforming others of falsified truths in the interest of maintaining positions of power that insure domestic tranquility and public faith in the system.
The squingile trumped most of the presidential contenders with the poise of a lion and the grace of an angel knowing well that he'd set a trap years in advance making the rest, sauce for the goose.
This is the name for a sock which you lost in the wash turning into a small but very deadly scrumpled looking grey elephant. DO NOT UNDERESTEMATE THEIR POWERS.
person1: Where has my other yellow and green spottysockgone? hmmmm
person2: I expect it has turned into a squiggleumpff.