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squinglidging 

The act of cleaning one's anus with another's tongue. Often being so thorough and gentle with their tongue cleaning one's hemorroids as well as every anal pube. This is often done by a lover or a really close friend.
Me and my buddy Jeff are so close that when i told him about my dirty hemorroids he started squinglidging my ass out of nowhere. What a good friend.
squinglidging by El Duderino111 February 2, 2013

squinilius 

An exclamation used after encountering something surprising, sexually exciting, or scandalous.

Say suddenly a beautiful shirtless man or woman appears in your line of sight unexpectedly, one might say, "ooo, squinilius!"

May be used when referring to one's kids, i.e. "I have many squinilii running around"
"That jawline, oh my squinilius... "

"SQUINILIUS this car is really cold!"
squinilius by ca$$anova February 29, 2020

squingle 

when you feeel the neeed to do a little shaking wiggle or when you're in bed and just vibrate a bit lol
"man, i just squingled in the toilet"
"dude, she made me squingle so hard, my dingo almost popped
squingle by milmol May 19, 2009

squingile 

The anatomical morphology of the marflar (see urban dictionary) is called the squingile as their upper appendages resemble the trunk of the pacyderma. Squingile (sq-uin-gee-lee) are well adept at forplanning by misinforming others of falsified truths in the interest of maintaining positions of power that insure domestic tranquility and public faith in the system.
The squingile trumped most of the presidential contenders with the poise of a lion and the grace of an angel knowing well that he'd set a trap years in advance making the rest, sauce for the goose.

Hot&Squigglies 

The variety of feces that is typically composed of many short, thin, and curly turds. These scats also burn the anus upon evacuation.
After eating nothing but nachos and drinking liquor all night, he had a bad case of the Hot&Squigglies the next afternoon.
Hot&Squigglies by DaSkrete March 30, 2008

squiggleumpff 

This is the name for a sock which you lost in the wash turning into a small but very deadly scrumpled looking grey elephant. DO NOT UNDERESTEMATE THEIR POWERS.
person1: Where has my other yellow and green spotty sock gone? hmmmm

person2: I expect it has turned into a squiggleumpff.

person1: Oh yes, there it is, lets all run away!