Heather Spacker

Heather Spacker is basiclly a spacker. She is very bubbly and energetic. When Casualty Theme tune starts to play maan she goes CRAZY! Her favourite things include - Eating Lampshades, being the best spacker she ccan be and singing and dancing to Casualty! She tries to be like the cookie monster by singing and dancing to her best friend, Gay who is her special pretend Elmo. Heather enjoys her yummy diet of ham and Jam sandwiches and Lampshades - her favourite flavour are the green ones. Miss Spacker also likes eating Gay's bogeys - Yummy.

Dude 1 - Maan that girl is craaazy.

Dude 2 - I know right, she must be a heather spacker.

Dude 1 - Heather What? She is pretty hot.

*Heather eats one of gays bogeys which she keeps in her special bogey tin*

Dude 1 - Okay -maybe not. :L

by Sloth73 August 19, 2011

Motivational speaker

Code word for strippers.

We had motivational speakers over the house last night, got the boys all hyped up.

by ThizzKid650 September 3, 2022

Motivational speaker

They're not doing a very good job because here I remain... Unmotivated...

Motivational speaker "Hey! I was like you once. But then I got better. Better than you. I didn't love myself until I was better than you. So, now, I've deluded myself into believing that it's my DUTY to pass that on to you (for a low low price of 29.99). Don't you think the old me was a disgusting piece of shit? Aren't YOU a disgusting piece of shit? Don't you want to be better? All you have to do is be like me. Be like me and you'll be better than you.... We'll both be better than you, together! BUT FIRST! Give me 29 dollars... *Places hand on shoulder* and 99 cents...."

Iam "..... Wow... there is some self loathing stuff going on there... Um..."

Hym "Don't listen to him. You ran until you shit yourself.............. Just go to the bathroom!"

Motivational Speaker ".................."

Hym "It isn't hard."

Motivational speaker "....."

Hym "It's actually EASIER than running a marathon...... Running a marathon is harder than taking a shit and taking a shit and you couldn't even do that right..... And you said DOOTY Hahahahahahahaa..."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

speak for yourself

To ask for one's opinion.

P1-The teacher ain't that bad ha!. Speak for yourself.
P2- 'Think you're right, ain't thaaat good either?

by Dhara November 16, 2013

spack

It's a verb meaning to go all spazzy, often when seeing an image which strobes.

Your animated fractical made me spack!

by Jack Anory January 25, 2005

see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

A saying that some people have that means that they don't want to see and will not tolerate anyone's butt cleaveage.

When that plumber comes over I want it to be see no crack hear no crack speak no crack.

by Deep blue 2012 January 16, 2010

speaker massage

The movement of a large spaker when place right behind a seat in a car. ussually turned up to impress a passanger in a car with a new system. although also used to describe any movemnet in any system.

"i was really getting a speaker massage last night in jon's car from his new sysytem"

by CookieMonster1988 December 13, 2005