Two Faced Bastard

A person that doesn't know their dad one minute their your friend the next minute they stab you in the back basically a back stabber that doesn't know their dad

First that person was on my team, we were best of friends then that person traded on me by going to a different team and completely acting like we were never friends. That person is a Two Faced Bastard

by Jeremy Phuture August 18, 2017

smooth faced bitch

A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.

John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.

by mike litoris777 August 26, 2017

Vietnamese Napalm Facial

A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.

"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."

by RandD September 3, 2012

pan faced

Downs syndrome. Also panfacia, panned, panfacism.

The way Todd say he liked Star Wars so much, it was almost pan faced of him.

by James Vest April 21, 2008

dog faced straw explosion

exchanging bodily fluid between a dog or a cat. use the straw to suck up vagina juice or semen from your pet. take the sraw filled with the contents and proceed to take a huge breath and with all your might blow blow blow it on your dogs face to see him get scared from the allmighty "blow"

"woah dude this weekend i did a dog faced straw explosion. and my granma walked in on me!" it sucked man

by petwars biffle December 28, 2007

facin

Facin' comes from the word Facing, which means show up, face up, or just be "responsible"

I'll be facin' theese guys beacuse my behavior.

by Barando October 30, 2008

Chocolate facial

The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.

Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?

Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.

by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008