Dildo-culous

A ridiculously large dildo.

"That is dildo-culous"

by PoonDee and PoonJew January 16, 2010

Dildo selling

A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.

Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!

Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.

by Commodore64666666 June 2, 2010

Dildo Puppet

A slang term for someone who enjoys having sex with his couch and pooping outdoors. He also enjoys making jizz and gravel sandwiches. He also like long walks on the beach with Oprah Winfrey.

That kid over there is such a Dildo Puppet.

by TimeCarr0t May 6, 2011

Dildo

Used as A way for fuckboys to calm themselves down mostly used and made by horny 12 year old who want some fuck

I'm feeling horny can I borrow your dildo

by Someone who is not in trpd March 29, 2017

Dildo Baggins

A very fun tool that will please you anytime you are feeling down or hurt by another person. Use this to feel great and relieve your anger.

I love to use my Dildo Baggins when Im hurt because it pleases me at the most...

by Dildo Bagginseses April 21, 2017

dildo

Anything, if you’re brave enough.

“Can I use this as a dildo?”

by bluebanana1212 November 14, 2017

Dildo

A dildo is a sex toy that is used for pleasure to both male and females. It is shaped like a mans cock(penis or dick) that would enter an anus or pussy

I can’t think of a big enough dildo I could use

by That one guy 2827 April 21, 2018