Definitions by TimeCarr0t

Dildo Puppet 

A slang term for someone who enjoys having sex with his couch and pooping outdoors. He also enjoys making jizz and gravel sandwiches. He also like long walks on the beach with Oprah Winfrey.

That kid over there is such a Dildo Puppet.

Dildo Puppet by TimeCarr0t May 6, 2011