A sales person who acts like they are good at their job but in reality they're not that great and as the item is generally required it pretty much sells itself. They also make an obvious point of letting people know they've just made the sale.
Steve: Whoa ! John really knows how to sell those items!

Chris: Not really - he's just dildo selling.
by Commodore64666666 June 2, 2010
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