carpe diem

1 ) Latin phrase ('seize the day'), most commonly found as a tattoo on the arms or chests of men who, surprisingly, are least likely to take advantage of daylight hours. Rather, its proponents generally devote the majority of their time to disregarding the consequences of their night-time behaviour, and lifting up heavy objects in gymnasiums devoid of natural light.

Whether the choice of this phrase as a tattoo is an example of ironic self-awareness is unknown.

2) coll. Name given to one who has such a tattoo.

1) " Hey bro, got me this wicked new carpe diem tatt on my wrist!"

"Sweet as dude, does it represent your passion for climbing basalt monoliths in the desert?"

"Nah man, was off my face in Bali!"

2) "Whoa, Susan, check out that smokin' hot Carpe Diem over there!"

" Wowee, Beth! Bet he seizes days regularly!"

by hardcore protein store February 19, 2014

carpet

Hipster slang for lesbian.

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!

by shizzle_bot January 18, 2007

carpet bag

The act of inserting one's scrotum into the vagina. Like a teabag for the vagina.

Dude, I can't believe you managed convince that girl that you should carpet bag her.

by Bleeding Kidneys August 2, 2006

carpentry

When you put a girl up against a wall and fuck her. HARD!

I fucked her so hard, i nailed her to the wall.

by Chus Buttface April 3, 2005

Carpet muncher

Some who eats hairy pussy

Barbara Streisand

by David April 10, 2006

Carp

To Steal, to take something without permission,

While the cashiers back was turned, I carped a hat from the rack.

by Dave.the.Brave July 20, 2008

Carpedo

A person who unnecesarily drives their car whilst children are walking to school. The pedo is a reference to paeodophile because they are abusing children by filling the air with carcinogenic fumes.

An example of a carpedo would be school run mums who could easily get up ten minutes earlier in the morning and walk their kids to school.

by Leotard22 April 22, 2009