Definitions by shizzle_bot

carpet 

Hipster slang for lesbian.

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!

carpet by shizzle_bot January 18, 2007

hoecake

Thick, ripe smegma accumulating in the labial folds of a really skanky ho, the kind that don't wash very often.

Cut me a piece a dat hoecake, ho!

hoecake by shizzle_bot November 9, 2004