hoecake

Thick, ripe smegma accumulating in the labial folds of a really skanky ho, the kind that don't wash very often.
Cut me a piece a dat hoecake, ho!
by shizzle_bot November 09, 2004
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carpet

Dude! I mistook that carpet for a man!
by shizzle_bot November 11, 2004
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