ass ice cream cone 

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.

I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone

ass ice cream cone by NeenaNika September 2, 2008

Whipped Cream 

When you whip a busted nut.

After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.

Whipped Cream by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Daddy Cream 

Basically a euphuism for semen.

*Two dudes are chillin in a bar and sippin on some brewskis*

Dude 1: Who were you talking to just now...wasn't that Isabelle?

Dude 2: Yeah it was Isabelle the hot French chick

Dude 1: Woah dude...she's really hot!

Dude 2: That she is. You know what would make her even hotter?

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: My daddy cream all over her face....ha ha!

Dude 1: Damn dude...you can be such a mofo sometimes. But on some real talk I'd do it too if she let me!

*Both continue to sip beer and check out the chicks*

Daddy Cream by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

Grape Ice cream 

Grape icecream refers to anything like awesome, like a girl whos hot- the berrics

Yo whaddup grape ice cream?

Grape Ice cream by lafwonda my babys daddy is a g March 2, 2009

ass cream 

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

ass cream by Master bait December 4, 2007

cunt cream

Another term for Vagisil. Monistat 7 Basicaly any kind of medication to cure something for the vagina aka pussy

Dude that girl had a little extra cheese on the taco that she had to go and buy some cunt cream

cunt cream by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006

Not penis cream 

It really is Penis Cream

When my penis cream came in the mail it was in a plain brown box labled "NOT PENIS CREAM"

Not penis cream by lo December 22, 2003