feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

Little pansy ass piece of crap

A great way to start a bar brawn calling someone out.

Come on cunt, OUTSIDE NOW! You little pansy ass piece of crap.

by de-pube November 1, 2021

I lost my crap-petite!

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.

Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!

by devin1994 December 18, 2013

kiss the crap out of your gf

Kiss her every time u see her even if u get in trouble. DO IT ANYWAYS!! WHO CARES

Anthony:kisses gf every time he sees her

Maria:why do you keep kissing ur gf
Anthony:it’s November 4th kiss the crap out of your gf

by it’s anonymous people now... November 3, 2019

take a crap out of your mouth

verb
Meaning to seriously spew some bad language or something horrible, verbally.

Peter: Geez, man! Karen is such a *&#@% in a %$@&%$# with a &@$%$& on her @%$#^.

Sam: Wow, watch it dude! Karen's my girlfriend!

Alecia: Yeah, Peter. Way to take a crap out of your mouth.

by MissTwix March 28, 2009

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003

i hate the crap out of you

It's not a real term. Taylor Davis thinks he knows everything but doesn't.

I hate the crap out of you because you always think your right. -Taylor davis

by Crack564 May 8, 2014