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Wank Cramp

A condition found among those who take part in excessively (read: legendarily) long bate sessions whereby the tendons in one's fingers seize up, causing pain and a limited range of movement for a not-insignificant amount of time.
A: What you get up to last night, dude?
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!
by UnMythic September 19, 2021
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Wank Waves

The waves created whilst fapping in the bath. Often accompany a frequent rhythm of splash noises.
Person #1: “Made some big wank waves in that hotel bathroom last week”
Person #2: “ Damm bro bet the noise was extreme!”
by Terribletory123 March 12, 2022
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Wank a bun

When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.
Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?
by bigdaddy134 April 25, 2022
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Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.
*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022
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piddle wank

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.
"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"
by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008
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goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.
Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
by Goondued November 7, 2011
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Urban Wank

1. To wank in a public place, with or without others knowledge. The true master of the urban wank can do it in a place so obvious that no one takes any notice.

2. Much like public sex. But without the partner.
"Oh my God, is he doing what i think he is!"

"Urban Wanking? No surely not in such in obvious place" *Glass elevator*

Wank urban public masturbation sex
by BeowulfBow July 30, 2012
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