volatile

Volatile is a property matter has, this property is usually placed on liquids but exceptions for solids can be made as well: such as dry ice. A volatile liquid/solid evaporates at room temperature, it does not have to evaporate fully like boiling water or any boiling matter. Just as long as it evaporates a little it has the "volatile" property even though the degree will vary. This is caused by low intermolecular forces within the matter, low intermolecular forces also cause high vapor pressures.

Student: "Why does my glass of water evaporate over time?"
Professor: "Yikes, you mean you don't know and your in AP Chem? Because water is volatile. Is that cool or what?"

by Mr.ITCOW January 7, 2008

voldo

Voldo is a character popularized by the soul blade/ soul calibur video game series. He uses two blades that are extensions of his hands sometimes called katars. He dominates pretty hard even though he looks really weird.

Oh no Voldo just gave me the elbow and i fell out of the ring and lost

by Yes, I have a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas January 22, 2006

Volcel

A good looking person who is voluntarily celibate because he is a pure spirit as opposed to an ugly nerd who hates women and loves Reddit.

A: Chad, you're a good looking guy why aren't you with a lady?
B: Well, because I'm a volcel. I respect women too much.
A: Wow, that's very pure spirited of you.
B: Thanks.

by Money Rows October 15, 2019

Volumtious Scrumcious

A word to describe parts of woman.. or mens body or whatever else you may have a fetish for......

Damn that goat has a Volumtious Scrumcious reer end.

by Ryan May 5, 2004

volkswank

1. To wank (masturbate) in your Volkswagen. (Golf, beetle, bus)

"Where were you during the show?"
"I was busy having a volkswank"
"Can you have a benzbash?"
"-.-"

by mr fox May 22, 2007

Republicans for Voldemort

The original definition of this slogan has a blatantly obvious bias. (As will this definition, most likely.) In the past, Republicans have voted against civil rights proposals and supported extreme interrogation tactics: voting against the Violence Against Women’s Act, voting against equal marriage rights, an administration that waterboarded suspects, etc. I agree that Voldemort’s regime is most akin to Hitler’s, but also to any view that dealt with “purity” of blood (a.k.a. racism) or any view that does not promote equality for all (which is more relevant in today’s political climate). Nothing is black and white, and I understand it is unfair to select examples out of context. But people who find the slogan amusing are likely frustrated with actions that seem to promote some form of social injustice, and chuckle at an extreme analogy that does not pretend to be a thesis of well-reasoned political analysis: it’s referring to Harry Potter, for goodness sake. It is a slogan made to show distaste with a political view, much like the numerous smear campaigns of the midterm elections. Politics rarely depicts “fair” representations of either party, which the original definition’s author did nothing but perpetuate by comparing Democrats to Umbridge and her regime (which some may argue is just as bad as Voldemort’s, if not worse, as their selfish motivations impeded every progressive political maneuver in the name of “good”.)

Damn man, I’m just so frustrated by some of the referenda that Republicans keep shooting down, sometimes I think that Republicans would have supported Voldemort. I'm gonna go get a Republicans for Voldemort bumper sticker.

by rantpants November 11, 2010

Volek

This ancient creature derives from the great ape, and is uncontrollably force fed everything in visible sight by it's own hand. Do not worry about human interaction as the sight of the volek is based solely on food and edible, to semi-edible items (Ex. - Wax Fruit, Starbursts)

"Watch eating that cheeseburger around the Volek, it may take your hand off."

by chauncy April 8, 2005