twat-tart 

A poptart that is baked in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: This poptart tastes awful. Where did you get it?

Person 2: Didn't you know?! I bake poptarts in my vagina.

Person 1: Does that make what I'm eating a twat-tart...?

twat-tart by Jun-Jun the Spoon March 1, 2007

twat mustard 

Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.

Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard

twat mustard by Doug Leiser April 24, 2007

twat rocket

a roller derby player in Portland OR

Twat Rocket has lapped the pack to pick up 5 more points in a grand slam!!
or
Twat Rocket has won the after party again

twat rocket by hoodrat3500 December 4, 2010

twat spot 

Known to common people as the bedroom.

Me and my honey spend alot of time in the twat spot....

twat spot by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

Twat Kabob

A twat that is on a kabob. Used as an insult to express anger towards someone or something.

Sally is such a twat kabob, she never comes to my parties.

Twat Kabob by ColeYoung January 5, 2008

twat bagger 

One who uses female condoms. A twat bag being a female condom or to use one.

Tracy is such a twat bagger. She won't let you fuck unless she burries a rubber in her twat.

twat bagger by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

Twat-Rocket 

A female (dike) sized motorcycle made for a nice excursion to the mall.

1) Damn, look at that twat-rocket go, I wonder who takes the bitch seat.

Twat-Rocket by quiefer west March 14, 2009