1. The most amazing human being ever to live.
2. To be so Bosnian as to cough up blood.
3. To assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.
I just Gavrilo Principped that guy over there.
Buy a
Gavrilo Princip
mug!
Getting up in the morning, but tripping on your dirty underwear before leaving the room.
I had a nasty tripthong this morning.
A poptart that is baked in a woman's vagina.
Person 1: This poptart tastes awful. Where did you get it?
Person 2: Didn't you know?! I bake poptarts in my vagina.
Person 1: Does that make what I'm eating a twat-tart...?
The chatspeak way to spell "fish".
OMGZZZ WERES DA FUSH??!?!?!?111one
1) A male replacement.
2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.
1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!
2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.
When a male takes a female's underwear, dips it in melted chocolate and/or strawberry syrup and eats it.
Dipthongs are disgusting.
