Definitions by skorpionlady

back bottom gristle lumps 

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

back bottom gristle lumps by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

red wing 

To perform oral sex on a female while she is on her period

Any guy who has earned his red wings cannot kiss me....

red wing by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

wake up call 

Oral sex between 6 and 8 a.m.

Everyone deserves a wake up call...

wake up call by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

twat spot 

Known to common people as the bedroom.

Me and my honey spend alot of time in the twat spot....

twat spot by skorpionlady September 5, 2005