turd boi420 

A Stupid youtube channel that youtuber jacksuksatlife made to piss off youtube by getting the silver pla button with no video, jack is doing daily upload on turd boi420 because youtube won't give he the play button with out uploading videos, he is going to delete the videos after he gets the play button

Person 1: Have you subscribe to turd boi420?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Have you turned on notifications and likes every of his video?
Person2: No.
Person 1: Fuck You.

turd boi420 by I am not the real Jack April 28, 2020

turd cart

a cart of turds

ooohh man that bum just ate the turd cart

turd cart by henyt November 8, 2003

turd pie 

my sister

My sis is the biggest turdpie in the world.

turd pie by FIASQP August 9, 2003

turd burglar

The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.

That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.

turd burglar by Bee Aych Bee April 26, 2003

turd tobogganist 

A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.

You are a turd tobogganist!

turd tobogganist by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

turd kitty 

a cat who has a strange way of getting petted.
she allures her masters by making a whiny meow sound and then rubbing her body up against foreing objects letting you know she wants to be petted.
she is know to fall off tables and chairs.

the turd kitty kept meowing and rubbing things so i felt the need to pet her.

turd kitty by pedro March 23, 2004

Turd Punt 

Literaly passing a turd.... explains why you havent ever seen it. If you do experience this, please allow the incomplete pass, dont touch it - especially if the person was eating corn

person with a corn turd on their face: ah gross!!!!!, someone turd punted me!!!!!

person with shit on their hands: hell yeah.... im ashton kuchar and im awesome!!!!

Turd Punt by ellz0rzzzz August 25, 2006