Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received

I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.

by Dr Fred October 8, 2017

string turd

a turd that must be physically removed by a hair that protrudes

Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...

by logandaman0809 June 27, 2022

Cappy-Turd

A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.

Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd

by ubbi dubbi doo June 4, 2017

butt turd

a name that you can call out as an insult to friends or family.

Guy: hahah! I beat you! You suck!
Girl: Ugh, you butt turd!

by DABM Dictionary January 4, 2021

clay turd

A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.

Oh no, I just went for quick shit but it turned out to be a clay turd!

by ahwitab June 1, 2015

Turd Knacker

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".

Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.

by xannixon September 9, 2010

Turkey turds

It is grill appetizer with a slice of chicken, cream cheese, and a piece of jalapeno all wrapped in bacon. They are called turkey turds because they look like a turkey dropping once cooked.

Lets make some turkey turds for the barbeque tonight.

by Polar007 October 28, 2012