Two timing tit wrangler

A person who has a tendency to grope multiple or singular of different individuals breasts with ones hands. (usually occurs in a "gang bang")

This young jive is a two timing tit wrangler

Two timing tit wrangler by Bandit.o December 13, 2016

abou tit 

A common typo that is conveniently an aphrodisiac. It can often disrupt an online conversation.

"Can you make sure you ask her abou tit?"

.......

"soooo, anyway..."

abou tit by birth control September 25, 2009

tits on a burning tit rod 

Thing that completely and utterly sucks in life. You feel like total shit when you refer to something as tits on a burning tit rod. You never feel worse than when when you say this. It's the worse possible scenario. When someone says "tits on a burning tit rod" it obviously means you fucked some major shit up that needs to be fixed!

Tits on a burning tit rod, i fucked up so much shit I don't know what to do!

tits on a burning tit rod by Tits2622 December 6, 2009

Mr. Money Tit 

The most money of all the tits, Mitt "Mr. Money Tit" Romney. Mr. Money Tit is an anagram of Mitt Romney.

"Hey, make sure to vote today."
"Yep, wouldn't miss my chance to vote for Mr. Money Tit."
"Yeah, he's so money."

Mr. Money Tit by Moneyest Tits January 5, 2012

dry tit

When on a what you thought was a red hot date, babalicious only lets you feel her boobs through her cumbersome bra and sweater.

Jadu: I kinda bummed.
Vrin: What happened man?
Jadu: I had a date date with Sally Sue last night and she would only let me feel her boobs through her varsity sweater. Just got some dry tit really.
Vrin: Sorry dude. You okay?
Jadu: Sorta.

dry tit by jethrojones December 9, 2007

Witch's tit 

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

Witch's tit by Light Joker June 30, 2004

Small Tit Disorder 

Better known as a STD. This is a very real disorder affecting some people in their daily lives. Makes some women’s tits almost non existent besides the nipple.

Olivia: Omg! I figured out that I have a STD!!
Annalise: No way! I’m suffering from a small tit disorder too! Twinsies!

Small Tit Disorder by coolkiddo August 6, 2019