bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.

My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.

by -HEF- September 3, 2009

shopping trolley dog

A dog.
In a shopping trolley.
Goes by the name of Shopping Trolley Dog
Long lost relative of Catface (see also: Shopping Trolley Dingo (evil Aussie twin, mate.))

"your mum's just shopping trolley dog in a wig"
"can i have the number for shopping trolley dog please? i have one phonecall. i will speak only to shopping trolley dog."
Q: What's your dog called? : A: Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Why did the dog get in the shopping trolley? : A: Because he's Shopping Trolley Dog
Q: Can you spot the doggy difference? : A: No. Where the scooby-doo is my effin' shopping trolley?

by massive bender October 14, 2007

Shoprat

We are the skilled men and woman that build the world around us. We are the creators of everything man made. Because of our great contributions, our society enjoys many comforts. Without the skills of our talented group, life as we know it would not exist.

* A Shoprat is a skilled craftsman capable of fine works and is worthy of the title "Artisan."
* A Shoprat is willing to roll up his sleeves and show initiative.
* A Shoprat enjoys a challenge.
* A Shoprat is a problem solver, not a procrastinator.
* A Shoprat has honor, intelligence, curiosity, and imagination.
* A Shoprat realizes that every day is an opportunity to learn.
* A Shoprat is the teacher and the student.
* A Shoprat is someone you can rely on.
* This nation was built by the hard work of Shop Rats.
* Shoprats, Seldom Seen but Always There!

by Shoprat Foundation May 27, 2008

norwegian shopping

Two women, during a shopping trip, continuously duck into fitting rooms, restrooms, etc, to "sample carpets".

The next time Birget and I go norwegian shopping, I must remember to bring some dental floss.

by zoepan December 7, 2004

shopflopper

Desperate shopper whom actively use arms to fight his/hers (usually a female phenomenon) way in a shop in order to get first to the merchandise.

Speaker 1: She beat down that old lady in order to get the last piece of free pie at K-Mart.

Speaker 2: Damn, that's a shopflopper if I've ever seen one!

by StrongWong April 6, 2008

SHOPNESIA

Specific Amnesia that takes place in the supermarket or Retail shop which cases you to forget what you wanted to buy resulting in you buying unnecesary stuff or whatever crosses your path.

"Yes, I am aware that we have 2 unopened cereal boxes, but I went to the supermarket and suffered from shopnesia".

by El Cuni March 25, 2009

Shopportunity

high fashion at insanely low prices.

I snagged a major Shopportunity on a
Burberry coat at Marshalls.

by shoppergirl2468 January 28, 2010