An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.
The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.
Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.
Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.
Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.
Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010
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Get the Money Poke mug.1. A Link Cable Transmitted Disease (LCTD) contracted by contact with an infected person, television set, computer, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, or Nintendo Wii, causing sore thumbs, headaches, the inability to forget anything related to this cash cow franchise, including but not limited to the names of all 493 pokemon, their stats, growth rates, locations and availability, habits, mating rituals, history, food chains, ecosystems, and origins.
2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.
2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.
person1:dude, did you see that episode of X-Play yesterday? Pokemon Diamond and Pearl totally got a 3/5!!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!
by aka_Pyro April 29, 2007
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It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.
It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.
Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.
Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.
Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.
by Sergee February 18, 2009
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Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
Go to the next protest, pick up the best looking least hairy hippie chick, and enjoy a great Portland Pokemon. This works best when her tree sap coated arms are stuck to her sides. This way she cannot knock the juicy Spotted Owl out of your mouth.
by Yuckfou February 11, 2005
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