Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017

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Leather puss

when you use your vagina to much and it starts to feel like leather

Damn she's fucked so many guys she's gotta have a leather puss

by What a cunt August 20, 2017

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Hickey puss

When person is giving head, sucks the clit so hard that it swells up leaving a bruise.

Jerome came over and gave me such bad hickey puss that I haven't been able to pee right in a week!

by Whiskeychadsss January 7, 2018

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lighting puss

When you have sex so fast the vagina lips get friction blisters.

Tony was stroking so fast during sex he made Kirstie get lighting puss.

by Mr. Nuts. Deeez nuts May 1, 2018

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the puss fic

The Puss Fic is a kinky fanfic in which Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross have frisky anal

It was early in the afternoon, Ryan and Brendon were in bed. Ryan was starting to get frisky so he desided to pleasure himself and Brendon, so he grabbed brendon by the puss, making Brendon moan loudly. "I got your sweet puss" he whispers in brendons ear and licks up his ear lobe softly. Brendon is unable to move and he's whining and shaking in pleasure. Ryan began to pump brendons puss slowly, wanting to gain the musical moans escape brendons thicc beautiful lips. Ryan smiled as he heard Brendon wine and squirm in pleasure. Ryan got ontop of him and took off his pants to where his puss was hard against brendons chest. "Want me to ride your puss?" Ryan whispers in brendons ear seductively. Brendon nods eagerly as Ryan lifts himself up over brendons puss, brendons puss enters Ryan slowly. Ryan moans loudly as he lowers himself all the way down "dick me down" Ryan moans, at this point Brendon was done looking submissive when in reality he made Ryan his bitch. Brendon grabs Ryan's hips and slams into him, making moans escape Ryan's lips. The end of brendons lips curled into a perfect smile when he saw how he was destroying Ryan. "You like my puss baby boy?" He grinds his teeth at Ryan. "Y-yes daddy your big puss in my juice factor!" Ryan moans while he arches his back making Brendon hit his strawberry just perfectly. Brendon flips them over to where Brendon was ontop of Ryan slamming his puss into him eager for Ryan to come. "I-i'm gonna spill my creamy fluids" The puss fic

by ThePussFic March 10, 2018

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