pusscan
julian minello is a pusscan
pusscan by julians boyfriend January 16, 2024
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pusstank
The "swamp-gas" smell you get when you split a chicks pussy open and your dick goes from hard to soft in 0.05 seconds.
The other night I was with this chick. I bent her over my couch...Cracka-lacka...I busted that pussy open. Her pusstank was so strong that my eyes water and my dick tucked between my balls.
pusstank by Apollo Eisley July 18, 2009
Pussiano Penaldo
Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023
Pusscake
"Jake always complains about how fat he is and how much he hates his body. He whines more than my girlfriend. What a pusscake."
Pusscake by Josbie55377 July 30, 2012
Pusscakes
A pussy . . . not girls genitals or a cat. A person that's to scared to do some stuff. Used when a person is rejected or mad.
Pusscakes by NyanNyanedNyaCat June 15, 2011
pussyanus
pussyanus by pussyboy31337 January 28, 2015
pusswank
pusswank by XxDoRiTOLoRD360xX February 10, 2015
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